Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Maccas...An abusive relationship

Maccas, the smell, the taste, the convenience.

Ever since i was a little kid Maccas has always been a treat, not something to be eaten often...until last year. Last year I all but lived off maccas and this year, now I'm driving myself around its hard not to give in to the temptation of hot salty fries and the nicest watered down coke in the world.

Maccas is like an abusive partner...you bitch about it when it's not around wondering why you bother, but when its near, you fall to its feet and hope it will let you lick them, doesn't matter if your heart will stop in the process, doesnt matter if you could get clogged arteries from the salt doesn't even matter if you cant wear your favourite size 8 jeans for a week after you've eaten it, you still want it soooo bad. Its addictive in a way.

When others are eating maccas you think "omg, poor guy, thats going to end so badly", but for you it's ok. You can deal with it, you don't mind what it's doing to your body and you don't really care either, you think you're in love...

1 comment:

  1. Maccas is so evil. They should put two massive devil ears on the "M" at every restaurant they have. Even tough we all know that maccas isn't good for you and that we should steer clear of it eaach time we pass it, the craving at the back of our mind kicks in.

    Yes it is a craving. I wouldn't be surprised if it was found that Maccas put some kind of addictive drug into their burgers. Either that, or they have have figured out a way to mix flavours together in a way that makes every ones taste buds go mad.

    Oh and to all those people that say they don'r like maccas - yeah right. lol

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